Showing posts with label Sweatin Over Everyday Bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sweatin Over Everyday Bullshit. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
You Don't Appreciate Swearing? Pussy!
Yeah...so I may swear a lot, and so do plenty of other people. And honestly, who gives a fuck? Why even bother taking the time to verbalize your disapproval of foul language? Where in between "fuck, shit, ass, bitch" did you hear anything that resembles "I care if your offended."?
Hmmm...never thought of it that way did you? Well...wise the fuck up there rookie! Yeah, yeah I know..."swearing sets a bad example and it is unacceptable when there is the chance that a child may overhear (or in this case read) the foul obscenities that fall off of your tongue!"
Well...what can I say. I'm not a role model. I don't want to baby sit kids. And if you child just so happens to be exposed to people like me...then your the one fuckin up!
And if I have to hear one more person tell me that I swear because I have a poor vocabulary...I mean come on. That's pure and utter bullshit. If anything I'll agree that it is culture. A culture that has spawned roughened individuals from the hardships of this horse shit life. Swearing relieves stress. Think about it...would you rather me tell you to eat shit, or physically force you to eat shit? Exactly. So tighten your asshole, tuck your dick between your legs, and cluck the fuck away from me.
And call me what you want. I don't care. Call me a punk, perv, or a shovenist pig. Actually, there is one thing that you can't call me. Don't call me ignorant simply based on the fact that I swear. Because it isn't ignorance. Actually, swearing is actually quite complex.
Think about this...how many words have enough different uses to form a complete thought using nothing but that one word? Such as: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
So before you spout off anymore stupidity...watch this video and fuckin educate yourself!
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Just Another Morning
Here's something that I'm sure all us college kids out there can relate to. It is our nature to put things off to the last minute, but thanks to the wonderful technology that is available to our generation, we can actually do that...or so we think.
We get our shit together, we stock up on red bull, and we set off to the library for the long hall...and then for some reason, every thing that can go wrong...WILL! Sound familiar? Well it happened to me the other day.
I parked my car at the library, and when I opened my door to get my backpack...I was greeted with a wonderful sound...the sound of my backpack splashing into the huge ass puddle that was right next to my car. So now everything's soaked, but I didn't have time to worry about it. But of course...the free fall to the puddle put my laptop out of commission...wonderful! So I spent 45 minutes of my morning trying to recover the files that I needed from my laptop, but it was more pointless than trying to convince a 16 year old girl on her period that she's not fat...exactly. But not to worry, I was at the library, I had an unlimited supply of computers at my disposal... or at least, on any other day I would have. Not that day! There was one computer available, and in all honesty my beat to shit laptop probably would have worked better. None the less, I flew through my work...some of the best work I've done mind you...only to be rewarded with...
Yup...You gotta be f*cking kidding me!
Ahhh technology. Always there to kick you in the balls in your weakest moment.
We get our shit together, we stock up on red bull, and we set off to the library for the long hall...and then for some reason, every thing that can go wrong...WILL! Sound familiar? Well it happened to me the other day.
I parked my car at the library, and when I opened my door to get my backpack...I was greeted with a wonderful sound...the sound of my backpack splashing into the huge ass puddle that was right next to my car. So now everything's soaked, but I didn't have time to worry about it. But of course...the free fall to the puddle put my laptop out of commission...wonderful! So I spent 45 minutes of my morning trying to recover the files that I needed from my laptop, but it was more pointless than trying to convince a 16 year old girl on her period that she's not fat...exactly. But not to worry, I was at the library, I had an unlimited supply of computers at my disposal... or at least, on any other day I would have. Not that day! There was one computer available, and in all honesty my beat to shit laptop probably would have worked better. None the less, I flew through my work...some of the best work I've done mind you...only to be rewarded with...
SYSTEM FAILURE: ERROR WHILE PROCESSING SAVED DATA
Restarting Machine Now
Yup...You gotta be f*cking kidding me!
Ahhh technology. Always there to kick you in the balls in your weakest moment.
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