The concept seems simple. When you arrive at a 4 way or 3 way stop sign...you stop. If there is another car that arrived at the stop sign at the same time as you, either the car who arrived slightly before the other goes first, or the person to the right of the other has the right of way. If all stop signs at the intersection have a car at them...then the right-of-way simply continues to go to cars in a counter-clockwise manner.
We've all learned this. We all know this...it should be so simple. But its not...at all!
What is it about that magical red octagonal shaped stop sign that makes people go fucking retarded? Why is this concept so hard to grasp?
We've all encountered these retards... There are the people that arrive at a stop sign after you, but never stop. They just keep rolling right on through without even looking. There are the people that just don't even slow down. And here is the one that I just never understood.
We arrive at a busy intersection, during a busy hour of the day. And everybody is in such a fucking rush, that they actually make the process 10 times more aggravating.
If there is a line of traffic that proceeds the 4-way stop intersection, then there is no sense in being in a rush. Even if it is your turn to go...DON'T! What the fuck can possibly pass through these people's minds? Why does it seem like a good idea to roll through the stop sign, right intro traffic...and BLOCK THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERSECTION? You are doing nobody a favor.
But besides these blatantly retarded people that we encounter at stop signs...there's one thing that I just don't understand. Stop signs have the ability to make even a seeming act of kindness...just another aggravating fiasco.
Yes, I'm talking about the "waving" fiasco. You know, when you wave somebody on...and they look right back at you and wave you on. No...NO NO NO NO NO!
If I wanted to go...I wouldn't have waved you on. I would have went.
And then there are the people that will wave you on...and then try to take off at the same time you do. And then when you both stop abruptly, they wave you on again...only to repeat this cycle another 4 or 5 times. I'm sorry...did I miss something? What kind of thought process makes that seem acceptable to any human-being?
And then there are the people who you have to wave and wave and wave and wave and wave...and they still don't go. Which turns a simple "oh no you go ahead" into a "Fucking go...you stupid old bitch...FUCKING GO!!!"
So you know what I say...FUCK the wave! Let's do ourselves a favor...
There is only one thing that your hand should be used for while driving...flipping the finger and saluting a huge fuck you!
We've all learned this. We all know this...it should be so simple. But its not...at all!
What is it about that magical red octagonal shaped stop sign that makes people go fucking retarded? Why is this concept so hard to grasp?
We've all encountered these retards... There are the people that arrive at a stop sign after you, but never stop. They just keep rolling right on through without even looking. There are the people that just don't even slow down. And here is the one that I just never understood.
We arrive at a busy intersection, during a busy hour of the day. And everybody is in such a fucking rush, that they actually make the process 10 times more aggravating.
If there is a line of traffic that proceeds the 4-way stop intersection, then there is no sense in being in a rush. Even if it is your turn to go...DON'T! What the fuck can possibly pass through these people's minds? Why does it seem like a good idea to roll through the stop sign, right intro traffic...and BLOCK THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERSECTION? You are doing nobody a favor.
But besides these blatantly retarded people that we encounter at stop signs...there's one thing that I just don't understand. Stop signs have the ability to make even a seeming act of kindness...just another aggravating fiasco.
Yes, I'm talking about the "waving" fiasco. You know, when you wave somebody on...and they look right back at you and wave you on. No...NO NO NO NO NO!
If I wanted to go...I wouldn't have waved you on. I would have went.
And then there are the people that will wave you on...and then try to take off at the same time you do. And then when you both stop abruptly, they wave you on again...only to repeat this cycle another 4 or 5 times. I'm sorry...did I miss something? What kind of thought process makes that seem acceptable to any human-being?
And then there are the people who you have to wave and wave and wave and wave and wave...and they still don't go. Which turns a simple "oh no you go ahead" into a "Fucking go...you stupid old bitch...FUCKING GO!!!"
So you know what I say...FUCK the wave! Let's do ourselves a favor...
There is only one thing that your hand should be used for while driving...flipping the finger and saluting a huge fuck you!
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