Popping the Cherry

Most bloggers use their first blog entry to take the time and write a wonderful introduction of their blog. Well...I'm not going to do that. Let's be honest, no one wants to read that bullshit. Here's how I look at it... the first blog entry is like popping the cherry. If I ease my way into it, it's going to be a slow, painful experience and you're not going to want to come back for more. So I'm just going to dive right into it. Okay, so initially it may be painful, jaw dropping, raw, and hard to take... but soon enough you'll loosen up and won't be able to get enough. Quite frankly, that's how life works... and for all of those people out there who love slow, painful, torturous experiences... you must be one sick, depressed individual. Which leads me perfectly into my first topic... those pain in the ass "my life sucks" emo, gothic people that waste their lives away in the mall.

If they really are so dark and depressed then they wouldn't walk around flaunting it like a homo that just came out of the closet. And here's my FAVORITE part... They get offended when people stare at them. Why the fuck wouldn't people stare at them?!?

Now for all you gothic people who happen to be reading this (although most of you are too busy moping around the mall and starving for attention) don't get me wrong, I'm all about freedom of expression. If you want to dress like its halloween everyday, you go right ahead there skippy... don't let anyone stop you. But I have a news flash for ya... you are going to attract attention to yourself. I know... shocking! Who would have thought black makeup, chains, spikes, trench coats, and green hair would stand out in a crowd??

NORMAL people have more important things to worry about in life. So gothic people do us all a favor. Cut the shit. Stop acting like society outcast you, you did it to yourselves. And finally, if you don't want people to stare at you... get the fuck out of the mall!!